Patience is easier when the guy asking for it remembers dial-up, paper maps, cassette tapes, and fixing things instead of replacing them. “Please Be Patient With Me I’m From The 1900s” brings dry vintage humor for BBQ dads, garage guys, retired troublemakers, old-school husbands, beer-and-burger people, tailgate crews, and anyone who proudly survived life before apps explained everything. The bold stacked lettering, distressed print, and simple text-only layout keep the joke loud, clean, and instantly readable — perfect for Father’s Day gifts, birthdays, retirement laughs, family BBQs, garage days, game days, and guys who are technically vintage but still very much in charge.
A tribute to the low-and-slow BBQ lifestyle—relaxed, patient, and confident.
Great barbecue takes time, and true pitmasters know there's nothing better than kicking back with a cold drink while the smoker works its magic.
Premium Heavyweight Tee — soft, broken-in, built for everyday wear
Our go-to garment-dyed tee for anyone who lives in their favorite shirt. The Comfort Colors 1717 is soft-washed at the factory, so it arrives with that lived-in vintage feel from day one — no break-in period, no stiff cotton, no shrinkage surprises after the first wash.
Cut for a relaxed unisex fit that drapes without losing its shape. Double-needle stitching and a seamless tubular body keep it looking right wash after wash — whether you're on the trail, at Sunday brunch, or three coffees deep at your desk.
Fabric & build:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — substantial but breathable
- Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk for true vintage-wash character
- Relaxed unisex fit (size up for an oversized look)
- Double-needle stitched seams for long-term durability
- Side-seam-free tubular construction — holds its shape over time
- Sewn-in neck label (no scratchy print tag)
Care: Wash inside-out cold, tumble dry low or hang dry. The vintage wash deepens beautifully with wear.
About GRILL&GAME
We design tees for people whose weekends smell like charcoal smoke, cold beer, fresh-cut grass, and something sizzling on the grill. Whether you're running the backyard barbecue, heading out before sunrise, or just enjoying a slower Saturday with good food and better stories — our shirts are made to come along for it.
Every design is created with attitude, printed on premium garment-dyed cotton, and built to outlast the trend cycle. Bundle multiple tees to unlock free shipping and exclusive discounts — because one great shirt is good, but a full weekend rotation is better.
